"it appears that countless women born between the years of 1965 and 1978 are in love with john cusack. i can't fathom how he isn't the number-one box office star in america, because every straight girl i know would sell her soul to share a milkshake with that motherfucker. for upwardly mobile women in their twenties and thirties, john cusack is the neo-elvis. but here is what none of these upwardly mobile women seem to realize: they don't love john cusack. they love Llyod dobbler."
i can safely assume this is going to be a good one.
1 comment:
oh man he stole my motto.
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